A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with
the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their
future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
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