Kaban ni D_BystandeR: PAKATAWANG ININGLES

Nagpayabangan... 

 American: Last night, I had sex with my wife three times. She told me that I'm amazing.  

Australian: I made love to my wife four times. This morning, she told me she'll never find another man like me.  

American: How about you, Filipino?

How many times?  

Pinoy: Just once.  

Australian/American: Hahaha! And what did she 

tell you this morning?  

Pinoy: Please don't stop!!!