Kaban ni D_BystandeR: PAGHANDOM SA KAMABULUKON SA PASKO

Romy Boy, Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year to you and your loved ones. Thinking about all my good friends at Christmas reminds me of you and about sending you the Christmas message of good tidings. Nakatan-aw ko sa FB ni Inday Perla ug akong nakit-an nga gi-replay sa among anak nga abogado ang imong tampo kaniadto nga napatik sa "kahayag" blogspot niya nga nag-ulohan ug "The Priest, the Nun, and the Camel." And this is all about their travel to the desert one day riding on a camel. Perhaps out of exhaustion and thirst, the camel passed out. And the priest and the nun, knowing the dire situation they were in, tried to engage into a kind of conversation bordering out of their hopelessness to get out of the desert. The priest told the nun that because they don't know what happens to them, he has thought of something that for the last time, he wants to see the naked breast of the nun. And the nun,  as if without malice, agreed to the honest request of the priest and laid bare her voluptuous breast that was never been touched by any male creature. Then again the priest asked that he be allowed to touch the nun's breast, which the nun confidently obliged. It was while the priest was gently massaging the voluptuous breast of the nun that the nun, in return, requested that she be allowed to see the penis of  the priest. And the priest obligingly gave way to the nun's request with no hesitation. And the nun asked the priest if she can just put her hands around it. And the nun was kind of massaging the priest's organ when it erupted into a big erection which drove the priest to exclaim in his delight and told the nun, "Sister,  don't you know that the thing you are massaging and tightly holding now can make wonders! And if inserted into something it can give life to it?!" Then the nun suddenly withdrew her tight grip to the priest organ and exclaimed, "Father, if what you are saying is true, then, by all means, you have to insert it between the legs of the dying camel so that we can get out of this hell! - Romy Boy, bilib kaayo ko sa imong sugilanon nga gitampo sa "kahayag" and I hope you can find some more interesting stories to enliven the Christmas season.

- from your best friend, Johnny Lobedica (Ondo).