| Advantages of living after 50! |
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true....
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every one you can remember right now!
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
(Bug-os ang pasalamat sa KAHAYAG ngadto sa nagsulat sa paambit nga si Atty. ROMULO M. BACOL. Nagtakuban siya sa pangalang, "MULONG". Gradwado siya sa Abellana National High School, sa dakbayan sa Sugbo isip Valedictiorian. Usa siya ka kanhi COMELEC Supervisor. Gitapos niya ang kursong abogasya sa University of the Philippines. Human sa iyang pagserbisyo sa kagamhanan isip COMELEC Supervisor, milalin siya ngadto sa Tinipong Nasod sa Amerika, nagpaniid ug nagsunod siya sa mga talagsaong butang ug panghitabo nga sarang ikapaambit niya sa mga kahigalaan. Sa pangedaron nga 75 anyos, hinog ug lapad na kaayo ang iyang kahibalo sa lain-laing hisgotanan nga motukbil sa atong inadlaw-adlaw nga talan-awon ug kasinatian.)
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